Weekly roundup: funny stuff!

Welcome to another installment of the weekly roundup we all know and love: Friday potluck! This week's theme... well... let's just say there's a bit of bathroom humor. Enjoy!


SO MUCH SIDE-SPLITTING FUNNY STUFF TO SHARE!

1. Hilarious letters to teachers...

2. How do you get an avowed non-runner to run?
Tell her "You just hate the marathon because you wouldn’t survive it for a mile." (And that's just the beginning... add in cussing and a case of runner's trots, and this newbie runner's tale will make you laugh out loud. Also, clearly she's never read SUAR's blog.)

3. By now you know I have a pet peeve about dog owners who don't clean up after their pets.
Solution: Move to Brunete, Spain!
Residents of the little Spanish town were fed up with dog s***, so they cooked up a scheme to mail the feces back to the dog owners.
Bingo! 70 percent drop in droppings on the sidewalk!
(Puns completely intended.)


FLYING THE (UN)FRIENDLY SKIES

Is anyone surprised that Spirit Airlines is the s****iest airline ranks lowest in customer satisfaction?
Anyone?

Their CEO has been quoted as saying: "People adapt. Your choices at 30,000 feet are pretty limited."
Um. Yeah. That's not reassuring...


NOT SH...ABBY

At 40 years old, Deena Kastor took 4th place (1st American woman) in the grueling, high-altitude 10K that is BolderBOULDER.


IN MY KITCHEN...

It's summer.
That means zucchini.
Zucchini at farmers markets.
Zucchini in grocery stores.
Zucchini left behind on doorsteps by zucchini-overwhelmed gardening neighbors.

Summer's bounty (including zucchini)

And this Smitten Kitchen recipe for a quick zucchini saute is perfect for a light evening meal. (Or a meal cooked when you have only 2 kitchen utensils... Not like I'd know anything about that...)


QUOTE OF THE WEEK:

"How did NOBODY inform me that when you start distance training you will be consumed with the constant fear that you are going to poop yourself?"
From: The Awful Truth About Jogging

HAPPY FRIDAY, FRIENDS!